a runaway wife who sparks a cosmic battle between your thuggish hubby’s city-state and your cowardly boyfriend’s (1) ī. The only men who matter are warriors, but if you are a woman, the range of roles that you could play is rather more diverse. There is nothing more glorious for a warrior than to sack enemy cities, plunder their wealth, kill all their men, bed their pretty women and enslave their children.ġ0. pretty women (each worth 4 oxens, if also skilled in crafts). bronze tripods (each worth 12 oxens) and armors Ĭ. The most valuable booty are (in no particular order):Ī. the long back cuts of a full-grown pig, marbled with lard.Ĩ. Brad Pitt in man skirt* Achilles is the badassest warrior there ever was.Ĭ.
Paris is a proper guy’s name, not just a name for capital cities or bratty heiresses.Ħ. Or alternatively, it would pierce your helmet and splatter your brain.ĥ. If an arrow or a spear were thrown at you in battle, more often than not, it would land on your nipple or thereabout. And he won’t be appeased until you return the girl and throw him a ginormous BBQ party involving hundreds of cattle at his temple.Ĥ. If you take a pretty girl who is the daughter of a priest of Apollo as war booty and refuse to have her ransomed, Apollo will rain plague on your troops. Zeus “the father of gods and men” is a henpecked husband who is also partial to domestic abuse.ģ. Victory or defeat in ancient Greek wars is primarily the result of marital spats and/or petty sibling rivalry in Zeus and Hera’s dysfunctional divine household.Ģ. What I learned from this book (in no particular order):ġ. Fragments of Homer account for nearly half of all identifiable Greek literary papyrus finds. Homer's works, which are about fifty percent speeches, provided models in persuasive speaking and writing that were emulated throughout the ancient and medieval Greek worlds. The formative influence of the Homeric epics in shaping Greek culture was widely recognized, and Homer was described as the teacher of Greece. Most modern researchers place Homer in the 7th or 8th centuries BCE. Herodotus estimates that Homer lived 400 years before his own time, which would place him at around 850 BCE, while other ancient sources claim that he lived much nearer to the supposed time of the Trojan War, in the early 12th century BCE. These epics lie at the beginning of the Western canon of literature, and have had an enormous influence on the history of literature.
In the Western classical tradition, Homer (Greek: Ὅμηρος) is considered the author of The Iliad and The Odyssey, and is revered as the greatest of ancient Greek epic poets.
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